Jumpin' on the Bandwagon...
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anonymoose_au7:16pm; From various persons LJs:
If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.
Ooh, this sounds like a lotta fun, so bring it on my minions. :O)
Lower abdominal and pelvic area remains in an odd state, I was too late to go to the doctor's this morning and I figured it wouldn't be worth my while to go because I realised something truly shocking. I haven't had any vegetables (except for the pumpkin last night) since Thursday when my carrots ran out! Holy Crap, no wonder I'm in such bad shape! How stupid could a person be? I swear...
Well, I'm all stocked up now, so hopefully all we be well...unless it's something to do with "female issues" as they say. This bares carefully observation.
In other news, don't give up fat kids! Look at this fellow! You too can work hard and become the cricket star of your country...providing it's a small country. Be that as it may I applaud this guy! He's a lot fitter than he looks! If you watch the video you'll see what I mean, look at him go!
In other news, my casual job has those fucking Toyota people again, the ones with the millions and millions of reciepts that you have to tape down. Fuck me, I hate those things, stupid expense accounts, most of the time I can't see how they even justifying spending all that money!
Questions 1451-1550
1451. Who is the biggest dork you can think of?
Well, you can't beat Bill Gates, he's so devoted to the image that despite his millions he continues to wear glasses and probably pocket protectors.
1452. Is there anyone that you really wouldn’t like a hug from?
John Howard...eww...that creeps me out big time!
1453. Do you think of some people as not worthy of being your friend?
Nah. Some are people I just don't get a long with.
1454. What's the most difficult job you can think of?
Teaching severely disabled kids.
1455. Do ferrets make you laugh?
Not really, for some reason ferret was another 'f' word I thought was the 'F' word...man took me a while to figure out what the proper one was!
1456. Are you gonna eat that?
Eh, eventually, it's a bigass carrot.
1457. It's 12:30 PM. Why haven't I had breakfast?
You just got up?
1458. If something beautiful was asleep in the next room, would you cuddle it and risk waking it up... or let it sleep?
Well the next room is the bathroom if something was asleep i n there I'd probably just live it there, who knows where it's been?
1459. If you don't believe in death, will you be able to avoid dying?
Nope, don't you remember that dude who was all "They couldn't shoot an elephant at this dis-", be overconfident and it's gonna get you!
1460. Are cats or dogs smarter?
I'd say cats!
1461. What does the world owe you?
Nothing according to my parental and grandparental units!
1462. What do you want to get out of life?
A published book (hey, I can dream!)
Really, think of something even better than that.
Err...make a difference in the lives of African orphans.
1463. Do you read the plays and books in English, or just the Cliff Notes?
I read 'em...well, that is to say I at least skim 'em...I used to read them, but they started getting shithouse and it was just too painful to read the whole thing.
1464. Is pro-choice equal to pro-abortion?
No.
1465. How do you cheer up emo kids?
No idea...I'd show 'em Flying High, oh man that movie's hilarious.
1466. Which bodily function do you hate the most?
My grandfather consideres throwing up one, so I'll go with that.
1467. What tiny little very small thing has made you hugely happy?
Hmmm...well, watching a good TV show, maybe?
1468. Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey are standing side by side. You have a gun and only one bullet. What do you do?
Shoot it in the air, those guys are funny!
1469. Do you hate the word "coinkidink"?
LMAO! Never heard it, but it sure sounds dirty doesn't it!
1470. What do the following stand for:
HTML? Hypertext something something.
FAQ? Frequently Asked Questions
FAO? Er?
IMHO? In my humble opinion
HIV? Human Imno-something Virus
AIDS? Aquired Imune Deficiency Syndrome
R&B? Rythm and Blues.
1471. Are you:
accurate? Depends what I'm doing...I've got a feeling I wasn't too accurate with all those stupid receipts the other day.
bold? I like to use bold type for emphasis, bu otherwise...probably not.
charming? Nah.
dependable? Sort of...except for showing up on time (ssh don't tell my employers, I'm gonna try and fix that.)
enthusiastic? Yes, sir!
fair-minded? Not sure, I like to think so.
generous? I hope so, if I was strapped for cash.
helpful? Eh...I guess?
inventive? I'd say creative.
kinetic (energetic)? Sure!
light-hearted? Indeed!
mature? Nah
natural? Beats me...I think so.
outgoing? Depends on the situation.
polite? Er...I don't mean to be rude, but sometimes I am.
quick-thinking? Nah.
responsible? Not sure.
spontaneous? Indeed!
tactful? Pft, you don't know me very well, do you?
uninhibited? Well, I'm not repressed...
versatile (flexible)? Nah, I dislike change.
wonderful? Well, I don't like to toot my own horn :OP
x-tra special? We are all individuals!
your own best friend? Hmmm...sorta?
zany? Oh, I'm big time zany!
1472. Do you know what is really important to you?
Well, I do, but some often wonder if those are really appropiate. Writing is my life! :OP
1473. Do you forgive yourself when you make a mistake?
I think so? Although I often feel bad about stuff for a while after it happens.
1474. Do you visualize your goals and dreams?
Hmmm...never really thought of it.
1475. Are you alert to opportunities?
Nope, which explains why it took me so long to get a job that I all ready had.
1476. Do you look and behave like the person you want to be?
Dunno, never really thought of it.
1477. Can you read body language well?
Nope.
Do you look people in the eye when you talk?
I have a huge problem with this, when I try to look people in the eye I often end up getting crosseyed, I have no idea why.
Do you notice if they aren't looking you in the eye?
Nope, because I'm using looking at the top of their head, or something over their shoulder. I do notice if they do that really weird thing were they seem to 'echo' your word silently. Moving their lips and everything, so annoying!
1478. Do you ask for what you want?
Sometimes.
1479. Do you keep yourself organized?
Oh hell no!
1480. Does anyone really win an argument?
My big bro is rather good at it, bastard!
1481. How would you make your marriage work?
Never thought of getting married...I guess communication is the key.
1482. Some children were asked "How would you make your marriage work?" One child, Ricky, age ten, said: "Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck." Is this good advice?
LMAO! You go, Ricky! He's learnt his lesson well. ;O)
1483. 4x + 3 = 15
Oh no, I'm not doing this...although looking at it I think the answer might be (2)
What is the value of x?
See above.
1484. If you had a cat, would you ever have it declawed?
I've heard that's a really cruel thing to do, but I don't know?
1485. Do you strive for perfection?
Nah , not really, but I hate to make mistakes.
1486. Do you dislike being told what to do?
Nah, except when I've all ready made up my mind to do something, then it just pisses me off.
1487. Have you ever had champagne?
Nope.
1488. What don't you understand?
The World economy.
Whatever it is, are you afraid of it?
Well, I'm afraid that the world is never going to be a fair place to live in.
1489. Puppet Yoda or digital Yoda?
Never seen either.
1490. What are you anti?
Abortion.
What are you pro?
Chicken Dance! Err, I mean environment.
1491. How many notes does your diary have?
Huh?
1492. Ace of Base or Enya?
I remember Ace of Base! I liked them! Never heard the later's songs, though.
1493. What makes you feel awkward?
Job interviews.
1494. What do you think about not wearing a bra?
Well, it's not really feasible in my case, because I've got a lot in that area. But if you're small enough, go for it, bras can be constrictive.
What do you think about guys not wearing underwear?
I don't, and I don't want to...ewww...what about the pant seams? Ouch!
1495. Finish this song lyric:
Now I know my ABC's...
Next time won't you play with me? (We also would have accepted "Tell me what you think of me.")
1496. What would make you happy right now?
Writing on my George III story.
1497. Do you get angry when there are no sprinkles for your ice cream?
Nofor every sprinkle I find, I will kill you.
1498. What does it mean to be from Maine?
No idea!
1499. Do you prefer lobster, clams, or crab meat?
None of them, apparently it's really easy to get food poisoning from that stuff.
1500. Are we there yet?
Marge, can I have another sandwich.
1501. What did you think of the movie Black Hawk Down?
Never seen it.
How did it make you feel?
See above.
1502. What movie has the most surprising ending?
Well, I was surprised when I first saw Romy and Michel's High School Reunion, yeah I'm lame, LOL!
1503. Why are you so angry?
I'm not!
1504. Are men or women harder to please?
You can't group a whole bunch of people like that. Some people who are hard to please are men, some are women.
You or your partner / love / boyfriend / crush?
Well my crush/es by virture of the fact they're either fictional or died 100s of years ago (tht sounds wrong...)
1505. Have you ever cried for show (for attention)?
I don't think so.
1506. Do you have issues?
Who doesn't, dude?
1507. There is a nuclear war and you have a fallout shelter that holds two people. That means that you and someone else can be saved. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in there (remember, everyone else you know will die. The person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again.)?
Oh no...that's terrible! I can't decide! I guess...my little bro.
1508. Do you have cavities?
Well, they're not exactly cavaties, they're sort of infilling things...but I have four.
1509. What word do you use for breast (boobs, tits etc)?
Boobies!
How about for penis?
Don't usually talk about penises.
1510. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Well, I swear I almost got ran over by a bus once, but I might be exaggerating the memory a bit.
1511. Do you read on the potty?
Sure!
1512. Do you LIKE to be home alone?
I better, because I live by myself!
1513. Are you afraid of a global nuclear war?
Strangely, no, more worried about the Greenhouse Effect.
If there was one, what would you do to survive?
I have no idea...it's not like I have a bomb shelter or anything.
1514. How often do you find yourself in a bathroom washing your hands, and someone is trying to talk to you?
Never?
1515. Why is water so loud?
No idea, depends on the surface it's hitting, I dare say.
1516. Have you ever swum in the ocean?
Yes, but I don't really do it anymore ever since I got caught in a rip and had be rescued by a lifeguard.
Have you ever built a sandcastle?
Indeed I have! But it never comes out like it does in the movies or on TV!
Do you feel comfortable in a bathing suit?
Not right now because it's like 5 years old now and it's going a bit transparent...
1517. Is it anyone's birthday today?
Well, I'm sure it is, but no-one I know.
1518. What would be the best season of the year to get married?
Late Spring or Early Summer.
What would be the best day?
I have a soft spot for 12th August (the day I had Lorraine and George McFly marry), but I live in the northern hemisphere, so 12th November, whoo! Sweet!
1519. What are 2 things that the perfect ___ would do?
boyfriend / girlfriend: 1. Make funny jokes
2. Do their share of cleaning, LOL!
parents: 1. Encourage you
2. Set boundaries.
friend: 1. Listen to any of your problems
2. Funny conversations.
teacher: 1. Love what they teach
2. Don't be an asshole.
doctor: 1. Explain things
2. Not be in a hurry.
person you just met who wanted to be your friend: 1. Not ask a million questions
2. Make sure their teeth are clean, LOL!
1520. If someone you loved was seriously miserable for a looooooong period of time, what would you do to help them / cheer them up?
Probably try and get them to see a counsellor or psychiatrist or something, 'cause that sounds like a longterm problem.
1521. What was the best year of your life so far?
1993, can't really beat going around the world can you?
1522. Are people born good and then they learn to be bad?
Seems to be, even pyschopaths don't neccessarily go around murdering people and stuff...so maybe there's some way to stop that.
or are they born bad?
See above.
1523. What is your least favorite bodily function?
Hey, you just asked this!
1524. Does the weather affect your mood?
Not really, although when it's cold in the morning I sure hate going outside, my poor fingers!
1525. If you were underground for 5 years, what would you miss the most?
The sunlight! Studies show that a lack of sunlight can really fuck you up, plus I'd get rickets.
1526. What do you think of the movie Blast from the Past?
Never seen it, sounds pretty interesting.
1527. If you were on death row (if you don't feel evil enough to really ever get there, imagine that you have been wrongly accused and wrongly convicted), what would you want your last meal to be?
Cripes! If I've been wrongly accused I'd be too busy freaking the fuck out. Seriously I don't know how they can eat knowing they're about to be killed. I suppose if I was calm enough I'd like Lasagne, a salad with pineapple on the side and a chocolate mousse.
How would you want to die (electric chair, gas, lethal injection, hanging)?
Oh geeze, err...wait 'til I'm asleep and shot me in the back the head.
Who would you want with you when you died?
I don't want to think about it! Sniff!
What would your last words be?
"I regret nothing, bitches!" LOL.
1528. Has anyone ever broken a promise to you?
I'm sure they have, put I can't remember the particulars right now.
1529. Have you broken a promise to someone else?
Of course, the only one I can remember right now is telling my brother's girlfriend (no wife) that he had left doing something to way too late. Whoops...
1530. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Nope, but I didn't go out with this guy in Art Class and he never came back again, bummer.
1531. What song defines your summer?
Shrugs, beats me.
1532. What is wrong in this world?
Economics.
1533. Shrimp or Chicken?
Chicken all the way, baby!
1534. Do you eat red meat?
Yep. That dude from Jurrasic Park told me I should, LOL!
1535. What do you think of that Cleaning Out My Closet song by Eminem?
Never heard of it.
1536. What would you consider a blessed event? Original answer: "an event that is blessed."
LOL, um, I guess having a child safely delievered is always good.
1537. What would you consider a miracle?
Praying to a saint for something and it happening, it does sometimes.
1538. Here's a list of dead rock stars. How big of a loss to the music industry was each one?
Dave Williams: Don't know who he is.
Ian Curtis: Still don't know.
Aaliyah: See above.
Rozz Williams: Don't know him either.
Elvis: Well, I think his best years were behind him.
Tupac: I heard that was some inside job with the police or something.
Michael Hutchence: He was really young at the time wasn't he? Sad.
Sid Vicious: He's dead?
Is anyone missing?
Shrug.
1539. What are the most cruel words someone could say to you?
"You make me sick and everything you've ever done is a waste." Ouch, just writing them down hurt my feelings!
1540. Would you rather catch your parents in bed, or have them catch you?
Ewww! I guess...oh man...this is hard...catch me.
1541. If someone offered you $1,000 to cheat on your boyfriend / girlfriend, would you do it?
I sure hope I wouldn't because that's just not right!
1542. Would you rather date someone 3 years younger than you, or 15 years older?
3 years younger, because really, a 38 year old sounds way to old to me.
1543. Would you rather like your guy / girl more than he likes you, or have him like you more?
I'd rather have us like each other the same, although that probably doesn't happen much...I guess...like them more, don't know why, but having them like me more doesn't seem right.
1544. Which is better, the rush of kissing a new guy for the first time, or the comfort of kissing the same guy a hundred times?
N/A
1544. If you could read your boyfriend's / girlfriend's mind, but only by letting him / her read yours, would you do it?
Listen I don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend, and chance are I never will, so I really can't answer this stuff.
1545. Would you rather lose your bathing suit to a huge wave right in front of a cute lifeguard, or your whole family?
Gee, that's not a great choice...I guess...the lifeguard, I'll just never go to that beach again!
1546. Is truth sometimes stranger than fiction?
Hell yeah, all the time, man!
1547. Do you look back and laugh at things that hurt or were embarrassing at the time?
Sort of.
1548. Should everyone give peace a chance?
Of course, they should! God damnit, that's the problem with the world today, I swear.
1549. Have you ever looked in anyone's wallet that wasn't yours?
I think so...
1550. What time / date is it?
Wednesday, 21st March, 2007
This evening I decided to try my luck with one of those home waxing kits, that was certainly $9 wasted, I can't get them to work! Even worse the wax came off on my person and they only way to get it off was with Baby Oil, which I didn't have. So I had to walk up to the supermarket (my little bro still has the car apparently) with my shorts sticking to my legs and get some.
That was a waste of time, but now I have this full-time job coming up (thank you for your well wishes![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
docsgirl and smudge_pot) I can nprobably afford to get my legs waxd now, which is good because that epilator machine is mofo.
Wednesday Mind-Hump
Wednesday Mind Hump
Hello all! Wednesday is here again, so it's time to hump! Today is Single Parents' Day, and while I have great admiration for those who raise children on their own, I don't think that makes for a very fun Mind Hump topic. So we'll go with tomorrow's theme, International Goof Off Day.
Well, for a minute there I thought you were gonna accuse Single Parents of goofing off.
List your top five methods of goofing off.
1. Play Sims 2
2. Read a book I've read before
3. Draw
4. Surf the net
5. Watch TV
Well tonight's Cold Case is an illustration of how the sexual revolution can fuck people over...Well, OK that's probably not the lesson we're supposed to learn, but you know, screwing random people is never a good idea, or you know, friends.
And now I'm off to write on my George III story!
If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.
Ooh, this sounds like a lotta fun, so bring it on my minions. :O)
Lower abdominal and pelvic area remains in an odd state, I was too late to go to the doctor's this morning and I figured it wouldn't be worth my while to go because I realised something truly shocking. I haven't had any vegetables (except for the pumpkin last night) since Thursday when my carrots ran out! Holy Crap, no wonder I'm in such bad shape! How stupid could a person be? I swear...
Well, I'm all stocked up now, so hopefully all we be well...unless it's something to do with "female issues" as they say. This bares carefully observation.
In other news, don't give up fat kids! Look at this fellow! You too can work hard and become the cricket star of your country...providing it's a small country. Be that as it may I applaud this guy! He's a lot fitter than he looks! If you watch the video you'll see what I mean, look at him go!
In other news, my casual job has those fucking Toyota people again, the ones with the millions and millions of reciepts that you have to tape down. Fuck me, I hate those things, stupid expense accounts, most of the time I can't see how they even justifying spending all that money!
Questions 1451-1550
1451. Who is the biggest dork you can think of?
Well, you can't beat Bill Gates, he's so devoted to the image that despite his millions he continues to wear glasses and probably pocket protectors.
1452. Is there anyone that you really wouldn’t like a hug from?
John Howard...eww...that creeps me out big time!
1453. Do you think of some people as not worthy of being your friend?
Nah. Some are people I just don't get a long with.
1454. What's the most difficult job you can think of?
Teaching severely disabled kids.
1455. Do ferrets make you laugh?
Not really, for some reason ferret was another 'f' word I thought was the 'F' word...man took me a while to figure out what the proper one was!
1456. Are you gonna eat that?
Eh, eventually, it's a bigass carrot.
1457. It's 12:30 PM. Why haven't I had breakfast?
You just got up?
1458. If something beautiful was asleep in the next room, would you cuddle it and risk waking it up... or let it sleep?
Well the next room is the bathroom if something was asleep i n there I'd probably just live it there, who knows where it's been?
1459. If you don't believe in death, will you be able to avoid dying?
Nope, don't you remember that dude who was all "They couldn't shoot an elephant at this dis-", be overconfident and it's gonna get you!
1460. Are cats or dogs smarter?
I'd say cats!
1461. What does the world owe you?
Nothing according to my parental and grandparental units!
1462. What do you want to get out of life?
A published book (hey, I can dream!)
Really, think of something even better than that.
Err...make a difference in the lives of African orphans.
1463. Do you read the plays and books in English, or just the Cliff Notes?
I read 'em...well, that is to say I at least skim 'em...I used to read them, but they started getting shithouse and it was just too painful to read the whole thing.
1464. Is pro-choice equal to pro-abortion?
No.
1465. How do you cheer up emo kids?
No idea...I'd show 'em Flying High, oh man that movie's hilarious.
1466. Which bodily function do you hate the most?
My grandfather consideres throwing up one, so I'll go with that.
1467. What tiny little very small thing has made you hugely happy?
Hmmm...well, watching a good TV show, maybe?
1468. Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey are standing side by side. You have a gun and only one bullet. What do you do?
Shoot it in the air, those guys are funny!
1469. Do you hate the word "coinkidink"?
LMAO! Never heard it, but it sure sounds dirty doesn't it!
1470. What do the following stand for:
HTML? Hypertext something something.
FAQ? Frequently Asked Questions
FAO? Er?
IMHO? In my humble opinion
HIV? Human Imno-something Virus
AIDS? Aquired Imune Deficiency Syndrome
R&B? Rythm and Blues.
1471. Are you:
accurate? Depends what I'm doing...I've got a feeling I wasn't too accurate with all those stupid receipts the other day.
bold? I like to use bold type for emphasis, bu otherwise...probably not.
charming? Nah.
dependable? Sort of...except for showing up on time (ssh don't tell my employers, I'm gonna try and fix that.)
enthusiastic? Yes, sir!
fair-minded? Not sure, I like to think so.
generous? I hope so, if I was strapped for cash.
helpful? Eh...I guess?
inventive? I'd say creative.
kinetic (energetic)? Sure!
light-hearted? Indeed!
mature? Nah
natural? Beats me...I think so.
outgoing? Depends on the situation.
polite? Er...I don't mean to be rude, but sometimes I am.
quick-thinking? Nah.
responsible? Not sure.
spontaneous? Indeed!
tactful? Pft, you don't know me very well, do you?
uninhibited? Well, I'm not repressed...
versatile (flexible)? Nah, I dislike change.
wonderful? Well, I don't like to toot my own horn :OP
x-tra special? We are all individuals!
your own best friend? Hmmm...sorta?
zany? Oh, I'm big time zany!
1472. Do you know what is really important to you?
Well, I do, but some often wonder if those are really appropiate. Writing is my life! :OP
1473. Do you forgive yourself when you make a mistake?
I think so? Although I often feel bad about stuff for a while after it happens.
1474. Do you visualize your goals and dreams?
Hmmm...never really thought of it.
1475. Are you alert to opportunities?
Nope, which explains why it took me so long to get a job that I all ready had.
1476. Do you look and behave like the person you want to be?
Dunno, never really thought of it.
1477. Can you read body language well?
Nope.
Do you look people in the eye when you talk?
I have a huge problem with this, when I try to look people in the eye I often end up getting crosseyed, I have no idea why.
Do you notice if they aren't looking you in the eye?
Nope, because I'm using looking at the top of their head, or something over their shoulder. I do notice if they do that really weird thing were they seem to 'echo' your word silently. Moving their lips and everything, so annoying!
1478. Do you ask for what you want?
Sometimes.
1479. Do you keep yourself organized?
Oh hell no!
1480. Does anyone really win an argument?
My big bro is rather good at it, bastard!
1481. How would you make your marriage work?
Never thought of getting married...I guess communication is the key.
1482. Some children were asked "How would you make your marriage work?" One child, Ricky, age ten, said: "Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck." Is this good advice?
LMAO! You go, Ricky! He's learnt his lesson well. ;O)
1483. 4x + 3 = 15
Oh no, I'm not doing this...although looking at it I think the answer might be (2)
What is the value of x?
See above.
1484. If you had a cat, would you ever have it declawed?
I've heard that's a really cruel thing to do, but I don't know?
1485. Do you strive for perfection?
Nah , not really, but I hate to make mistakes.
1486. Do you dislike being told what to do?
Nah, except when I've all ready made up my mind to do something, then it just pisses me off.
1487. Have you ever had champagne?
Nope.
1488. What don't you understand?
The World economy.
Whatever it is, are you afraid of it?
Well, I'm afraid that the world is never going to be a fair place to live in.
1489. Puppet Yoda or digital Yoda?
Never seen either.
1490. What are you anti?
Abortion.
What are you pro?
Chicken Dance! Err, I mean environment.
1491. How many notes does your diary have?
Huh?
1492. Ace of Base or Enya?
I remember Ace of Base! I liked them! Never heard the later's songs, though.
1493. What makes you feel awkward?
Job interviews.
1494. What do you think about not wearing a bra?
Well, it's not really feasible in my case, because I've got a lot in that area. But if you're small enough, go for it, bras can be constrictive.
What do you think about guys not wearing underwear?
I don't, and I don't want to...ewww...what about the pant seams? Ouch!
1495. Finish this song lyric:
Now I know my ABC's...
Next time won't you play with me? (We also would have accepted "Tell me what you think of me.")
1496. What would make you happy right now?
Writing on my George III story.
1497. Do you get angry when there are no sprinkles for your ice cream?
No
1498. What does it mean to be from Maine?
No idea!
1499. Do you prefer lobster, clams, or crab meat?
None of them, apparently it's really easy to get food poisoning from that stuff.
1500. Are we there yet?
Marge, can I have another sandwich.
1501. What did you think of the movie Black Hawk Down?
Never seen it.
How did it make you feel?
See above.
1502. What movie has the most surprising ending?
Well, I was surprised when I first saw Romy and Michel's High School Reunion, yeah I'm lame, LOL!
1503. Why are you so angry?
I'm not!
1504. Are men or women harder to please?
You can't group a whole bunch of people like that. Some people who are hard to please are men, some are women.
You or your partner / love / boyfriend / crush?
Well my crush/es by virture of the fact they're either fictional or died 100s of years ago (tht sounds wrong...)
1505. Have you ever cried for show (for attention)?
I don't think so.
1506. Do you have issues?
Who doesn't, dude?
1507. There is a nuclear war and you have a fallout shelter that holds two people. That means that you and someone else can be saved. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in there (remember, everyone else you know will die. The person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again.)?
Oh no...that's terrible! I can't decide! I guess...my little bro.
1508. Do you have cavities?
Well, they're not exactly cavaties, they're sort of infilling things...but I have four.
1509. What word do you use for breast (boobs, tits etc)?
Boobies!
How about for penis?
Don't usually talk about penises.
1510. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Well, I swear I almost got ran over by a bus once, but I might be exaggerating the memory a bit.
1511. Do you read on the potty?
Sure!
1512. Do you LIKE to be home alone?
I better, because I live by myself!
1513. Are you afraid of a global nuclear war?
Strangely, no, more worried about the Greenhouse Effect.
If there was one, what would you do to survive?
I have no idea...it's not like I have a bomb shelter or anything.
1514. How often do you find yourself in a bathroom washing your hands, and someone is trying to talk to you?
Never?
1515. Why is water so loud?
No idea, depends on the surface it's hitting, I dare say.
1516. Have you ever swum in the ocean?
Yes, but I don't really do it anymore ever since I got caught in a rip and had be rescued by a lifeguard.
Have you ever built a sandcastle?
Indeed I have! But it never comes out like it does in the movies or on TV!
Do you feel comfortable in a bathing suit?
Not right now because it's like 5 years old now and it's going a bit transparent...
1517. Is it anyone's birthday today?
Well, I'm sure it is, but no-one I know.
1518. What would be the best season of the year to get married?
Late Spring or Early Summer.
What would be the best day?
I have a soft spot for 12th August (the day I had Lorraine and George McFly marry), but I live in the northern hemisphere, so 12th November, whoo! Sweet!
1519. What are 2 things that the perfect ___ would do?
boyfriend / girlfriend: 1. Make funny jokes
2. Do their share of cleaning, LOL!
parents: 1. Encourage you
2. Set boundaries.
friend: 1. Listen to any of your problems
2. Funny conversations.
teacher: 1. Love what they teach
2. Don't be an asshole.
doctor: 1. Explain things
2. Not be in a hurry.
person you just met who wanted to be your friend: 1. Not ask a million questions
2. Make sure their teeth are clean, LOL!
1520. If someone you loved was seriously miserable for a looooooong period of time, what would you do to help them / cheer them up?
Probably try and get them to see a counsellor or psychiatrist or something, 'cause that sounds like a longterm problem.
1521. What was the best year of your life so far?
1993, can't really beat going around the world can you?
1522. Are people born good and then they learn to be bad?
Seems to be, even pyschopaths don't neccessarily go around murdering people and stuff...so maybe there's some way to stop that.
or are they born bad?
See above.
1523. What is your least favorite bodily function?
Hey, you just asked this!
1524. Does the weather affect your mood?
Not really, although when it's cold in the morning I sure hate going outside, my poor fingers!
1525. If you were underground for 5 years, what would you miss the most?
The sunlight! Studies show that a lack of sunlight can really fuck you up, plus I'd get rickets.
1526. What do you think of the movie Blast from the Past?
Never seen it, sounds pretty interesting.
1527. If you were on death row (if you don't feel evil enough to really ever get there, imagine that you have been wrongly accused and wrongly convicted), what would you want your last meal to be?
Cripes! If I've been wrongly accused I'd be too busy freaking the fuck out. Seriously I don't know how they can eat knowing they're about to be killed. I suppose if I was calm enough I'd like Lasagne, a salad with pineapple on the side and a chocolate mousse.
How would you want to die (electric chair, gas, lethal injection, hanging)?
Oh geeze, err...wait 'til I'm asleep and shot me in the back the head.
Who would you want with you when you died?
I don't want to think about it! Sniff!
What would your last words be?
"I regret nothing, bitches!" LOL.
1528. Has anyone ever broken a promise to you?
I'm sure they have, put I can't remember the particulars right now.
1529. Have you broken a promise to someone else?
Of course, the only one I can remember right now is telling my brother's girlfriend (no wife) that he had left doing something to way too late. Whoops...
1530. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Nope, but I didn't go out with this guy in Art Class and he never came back again, bummer.
1531. What song defines your summer?
Shrugs, beats me.
1532. What is wrong in this world?
Economics.
1533. Shrimp or Chicken?
Chicken all the way, baby!
1534. Do you eat red meat?
Yep. That dude from Jurrasic Park told me I should, LOL!
1535. What do you think of that Cleaning Out My Closet song by Eminem?
Never heard of it.
1536. What would you consider a blessed event? Original answer: "an event that is blessed."
LOL, um, I guess having a child safely delievered is always good.
1537. What would you consider a miracle?
Praying to a saint for something and it happening, it does sometimes.
1538. Here's a list of dead rock stars. How big of a loss to the music industry was each one?
Dave Williams: Don't know who he is.
Ian Curtis: Still don't know.
Aaliyah: See above.
Rozz Williams: Don't know him either.
Elvis: Well, I think his best years were behind him.
Tupac: I heard that was some inside job with the police or something.
Michael Hutchence: He was really young at the time wasn't he? Sad.
Sid Vicious: He's dead?
Is anyone missing?
Shrug.
1539. What are the most cruel words someone could say to you?
"You make me sick and everything you've ever done is a waste." Ouch, just writing them down hurt my feelings!
1540. Would you rather catch your parents in bed, or have them catch you?
Ewww! I guess...oh man...this is hard...catch me.
1541. If someone offered you $1,000 to cheat on your boyfriend / girlfriend, would you do it?
I sure hope I wouldn't because that's just not right!
1542. Would you rather date someone 3 years younger than you, or 15 years older?
3 years younger, because really, a 38 year old sounds way to old to me.
1543. Would you rather like your guy / girl more than he likes you, or have him like you more?
I'd rather have us like each other the same, although that probably doesn't happen much...I guess...like them more, don't know why, but having them like me more doesn't seem right.
1544. Which is better, the rush of kissing a new guy for the first time, or the comfort of kissing the same guy a hundred times?
N/A
1544. If you could read your boyfriend's / girlfriend's mind, but only by letting him / her read yours, would you do it?
Listen I don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend, and chance are I never will, so I really can't answer this stuff.
1545. Would you rather lose your bathing suit to a huge wave right in front of a cute lifeguard, or your whole family?
Gee, that's not a great choice...I guess...the lifeguard, I'll just never go to that beach again!
1546. Is truth sometimes stranger than fiction?
Hell yeah, all the time, man!
1547. Do you look back and laugh at things that hurt or were embarrassing at the time?
Sort of.
1548. Should everyone give peace a chance?
Of course, they should! God damnit, that's the problem with the world today, I swear.
1549. Have you ever looked in anyone's wallet that wasn't yours?
I think so...
1550. What time / date is it?
Wednesday, 21st March, 2007
This evening I decided to try my luck with one of those home waxing kits, that was certainly $9 wasted, I can't get them to work! Even worse the wax came off on my person and they only way to get it off was with Baby Oil, which I didn't have. So I had to walk up to the supermarket (my little bro still has the car apparently) with my shorts sticking to my legs and get some.
That was a waste of time, but now I have this full-time job coming up (thank you for your well wishes
docsgirl and smudge_pot) I can nprobably afford to get my legs waxd now, which is good because that epilator machine is mofo.Wednesday Mind-Hump
Wednesday Mind Hump
Hello all! Wednesday is here again, so it's time to hump! Today is Single Parents' Day, and while I have great admiration for those who raise children on their own, I don't think that makes for a very fun Mind Hump topic. So we'll go with tomorrow's theme, International Goof Off Day.
Well, for a minute there I thought you were gonna accuse Single Parents of goofing off.
List your top five methods of goofing off.
1. Play Sims 2
2. Read a book I've read before
3. Draw
4. Surf the net
5. Watch TV
Well tonight's Cold Case is an illustration of how the sexual revolution can fuck people over...Well, OK that's probably not the lesson we're supposed to learn, but you know, screwing random people is never a good idea, or you know, friends.
And now I'm off to write on my George III story!
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Hmmmm. . . .
Date: 2007-03-21 02:33 pm (UTC)Bonus title:
Everything's Achy-Breaky (referring to the way your body seems to hate you)
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Date: 2007-03-21 09:28 pm (UTC)