Stop! Style By Jury Time!
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anonymoose_au10:33pm: I swear these Discovery Health shows are so addictive, despite the fact I noticed today they have this very odd 'Chick Coach' sort of person, who teaches women to act like chicks, LOL! But seriously, this woman likes to teach people to do the sexy walk which always involves stiletto heels, don't people in this show ever mention that you know, they want to keep their glasses, or they can't walk in stilettos? Because I totally can't, I almost sprained my ankle last time I tried and the shoes and a half inch heel for God sake! I wouldn't be going anywhere in those shoes!
Heh, maybe they'd give up on my walking style...although I could use their Interview Coach, maybe he'd give me tips on how to get a job, as I discovered the other week, I'm so unemployable I can't even get friggin' volunteer work! Now come on, dude, how does that work? Talk about a self-esteem killer, that hurts my feelings!
Although it has to said that one of the dudes in the jury today wasn't in any place to tell anyone how to dress! Unless he's from France, in which the beret works, but the bow tie? What the Hell? Pick one, dude!
Dear me, I'm not sure this 'Chick' coach has the best advice! Wearing shoes that cause extreme pain is all part of the game? No, no, no...high heels are actually really bad for you and if you wear them all the time you can totally destroy your toes not to mention your spine. I suggest you get some flat shoes! Like my new ones, they look cool :O) And are really comfy! Hooray for my shoes!
Although for once they're actually giving 'em shoes that actual look like you can put your toes in them, what's with those pointy shoes? Everyone's got them now a days and they look damned uncomfortable. But yes I should stop talking of shoes.
Moving on...uh, I just wrote an email to the Head of the Justice Department in Iran re: a woman sentenced to death by STONING! Geeze, stoning! And Indonesia they're going to shoot some people! O.o That's horrible! Unfortunately, they don't have a email address and I don't have a fax machine so I can't send the President a message about that. Speaking of which, I'm reminded that the Aussie Government is doing a piss poor job of speaking against the Death Penalty in other countries. I mean when Aussies are in danger they're all over it, but when it's a bunch of Indonesians you don't even hear about it! You can't speak out against the Death Penalty if you're not going to speak out against it for everyone!
GASP! Oh no! Things I Hate About You isn't on anymore! Weak! I really liked watching that silly show...I haven't been so pissed since they took History +2 away, aaah damnit, I hate it when they take shows away. Oh well, at least I can go to bed earlier because I think I should get up 45 minutes earlier because I really want to get there at 10 instead of 10:30 or whenever!
So, having said that I better Meme and get out!
Wednesday Mind Hump
1. Are you a fan of board games?
I really like The Game of Life! I kind of like Monopoly, but it takes too long and I have a short attention span, so yeah.
2. What's your favorite board game and why?
Please see above.
Yesterday was Talk Like A Pirate Day, so lets answer a few questions about that. I can't think of any more board game questions.
3. Blackbeard, Hook, Sparrow - who's your favorite pirate?
Arrrr! Me favourite pirate be Capt. Jack Sparrow, for he be funny, an' well played by Johnny Depp.
4. If you were a pirate, what would you name yourself?
Sea Moose. Err...actually I'm not sure how the pilot lingo really goes...oh wait, Mad Moose, that would work! And my ship will be the Sea Moose with a moose's head for the thingo at the front.
5. Uh oh! Someone's gotta walk the plank! Choose a celebrity you want to throw overboard (all in good fun, of course. We're not actually advocating for the tossing of celebs in the ocean).
I could throw Paris Hilton in there, she's damn annoying, isn't she? Plus I'm sure she can swim...
Yikes! Nat Geo has a show called Ultimate Disasters and now it's about Tsunamis! I have reoccuring nightmares about tsunamis, and thus am rather afraid of them, so I should really stop watching because...yikes!
Right off to bed I go! Night.
Heh, maybe they'd give up on my walking style...although I could use their Interview Coach, maybe he'd give me tips on how to get a job, as I discovered the other week, I'm so unemployable I can't even get friggin' volunteer work! Now come on, dude, how does that work? Talk about a self-esteem killer, that hurts my feelings!
Although it has to said that one of the dudes in the jury today wasn't in any place to tell anyone how to dress! Unless he's from France, in which the beret works, but the bow tie? What the Hell? Pick one, dude!
Dear me, I'm not sure this 'Chick' coach has the best advice! Wearing shoes that cause extreme pain is all part of the game? No, no, no...high heels are actually really bad for you and if you wear them all the time you can totally destroy your toes not to mention your spine. I suggest you get some flat shoes! Like my new ones, they look cool :O) And are really comfy! Hooray for my shoes!
Although for once they're actually giving 'em shoes that actual look like you can put your toes in them, what's with those pointy shoes? Everyone's got them now a days and they look damned uncomfortable. But yes I should stop talking of shoes.
Moving on...uh, I just wrote an email to the Head of the Justice Department in Iran re: a woman sentenced to death by STONING! Geeze, stoning! And Indonesia they're going to shoot some people! O.o That's horrible! Unfortunately, they don't have a email address and I don't have a fax machine so I can't send the President a message about that. Speaking of which, I'm reminded that the Aussie Government is doing a piss poor job of speaking against the Death Penalty in other countries. I mean when Aussies are in danger they're all over it, but when it's a bunch of Indonesians you don't even hear about it! You can't speak out against the Death Penalty if you're not going to speak out against it for everyone!
GASP! Oh no! Things I Hate About You isn't on anymore! Weak! I really liked watching that silly show...I haven't been so pissed since they took History +2 away, aaah damnit, I hate it when they take shows away. Oh well, at least I can go to bed earlier because I think I should get up 45 minutes earlier because I really want to get there at 10 instead of 10:30 or whenever!
So, having said that I better Meme and get out!
Wednesday Mind Hump
1. Are you a fan of board games?
I really like The Game of Life! I kind of like Monopoly, but it takes too long and I have a short attention span, so yeah.
2. What's your favorite board game and why?
Please see above.
Yesterday was Talk Like A Pirate Day, so lets answer a few questions about that. I can't think of any more board game questions.
3. Blackbeard, Hook, Sparrow - who's your favorite pirate?
Arrrr! Me favourite pirate be Capt. Jack Sparrow, for he be funny, an' well played by Johnny Depp.
4. If you were a pirate, what would you name yourself?
Sea Moose. Err...actually I'm not sure how the pilot lingo really goes...oh wait, Mad Moose, that would work! And my ship will be the Sea Moose with a moose's head for the thingo at the front.
5. Uh oh! Someone's gotta walk the plank! Choose a celebrity you want to throw overboard (all in good fun, of course. We're not actually advocating for the tossing of celebs in the ocean).
I could throw Paris Hilton in there, she's damn annoying, isn't she? Plus I'm sure she can swim...
Yikes! Nat Geo has a show called Ultimate Disasters and now it's about Tsunamis! I have reoccuring nightmares about tsunamis, and thus am rather afraid of them, so I should really stop watching because...yikes!
Right off to bed I go! Night.
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