Oh My God, How Dumb Can You Be?
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anonymoose_au11.18 am: Not to self, not to engage in food ideas when I'm feeling weird...it can only end in disaster.
I got this "great" idea to dye the cream I ate tonight green in honour of St. Pat...which worked...unfortunately I kinda forgot it was called Dye, so now my tongue and teeth and lips are bright green!
Actually now that I look at it, my teeth aren't so green anymore and my lips are nearly back to normal, but Holy Crap my tongue is turquoise!
Geeze! I hope this goes away by tomorrow! I've got to go to Church and then on Sunday it's my Grandfather's birthday. I sure as Hell don't want to have to explain this to the masses.
Oh well, at least I celebrated St. Pat's Day in a typical What's the Latest Irish Invention way.
Five on Friday
Luck of the Irish
1. Are you Irish?
1/4 Irish I believe, possible more...my paternal grandmother's side of the family is Irish, but my maternal grandfather's family is all sorts of British so you never know. Plus I love green, so I sure am in spirit!
2. Are you by any chance wearing green today?
Of course! Just between the rest of LJ and me I even worse my new green underwear today, whoo!
3. What kinds of special things do you do to celebrate St. Patrick's Day?
I go to the St. Pat's Celebrations at Hyde Park, I hope it's on tomorrow...although I'm not sure whether I'll be up to it, which would be a shame...
4. Do you believe in luck? How about fate?
I shouldn't believe in luck 'cause you know, I believe in free will and all...but God damn I've been having runs of bad luck like nobody's business!
As for fate...not really.
5. What would you do if you found a pot of gold?
Give half to water purification programs (water borne illness been the number one cause of death in poor countries) and the rest- half into the bank the other half to the parentals. (I don't have any room for new stuff at the mo...)
Friday Fivers
Five Yous
1. Which movie character is most like you?
George McFly! Well except for the whole perving at chicks through binoculars up a tree...
2. Which TV character is most like you?
Ummm...I dunno...I identify with Homer a bit...except for the stupidness.
3. Which literary character is most like you?
Ummm...oh...I used to have someone for this...now I'm tired and forgotten it. Adrian Mole maybe?
4. Which song describes you?
Something by Weird Al probably.
5. Which animal is most like you?
Ummm sloth...LOL I sit on my ass all day too!
Friday Forum
Pet
1. About how many pets have you had throughout your life?
Me personally: 1
Family: 4 dogs and some fish
2. Which pet was your favorite and why?
Frankie of course! Dear beloved Frankie! Sniff...I wish he was still here.
3. How many pets do you have now? What are their names?
1 dog, Roxie and 1 fish called Ned. :O)
4.If you could have any kind of animal as a pet, which one would you
choose and why?
A canary like Frankie, cause I like birds and canaries are cool. :O) Although I'd fear I'd forget to feed it!
5. Do you think some people become a little too obsessed with their
pets? Why or Why not?
Yeah, like those dogs that get pedicures, eat out of gold bowls and go to therapists. That's so odd! I mean they're not homo sapiens, they're dogs and they're different.
Friday Fun
Friday Fakes
1. Do you dye your hair, wear colored lenses, nails?
Nope.
2. Real or fake plants?
I like how real plants look...although with my forgetfulness fake ones would probably be better. Well, I could look after one real plant, like the one at that apartment. I hope my big brother doesn't kill it!
3. Real or fake gems for everyday?
Fake, they look real enough and I hear diamonds and whatnot are mined with very unethical and dangerous practices...
4. Big Foot, real or fake?
'Fraid he's fake.
5. The Loch Ness monster, real or fake?
I swear this one's real! I saw the bubbles myself while I was at the Loch, it's probably not a ginamous dinosaur but I think it's something big enough.
6. Other life forms in our universe, real or fake?
Real, there's gotta be something else out there! There may even be bacterias on Mars!
Friday's Feast
Appetizer
What job would you definitely not want to have?
Mathematician, any of my clients would be totally screwed over!
Soup
Oprah calls and wants you to appear on her show. What would that day's show be about?
Ummm...I dunno...Strange Obsessions
Salad
Name 3 vegetables that you eat on a regular basis.
Carrots, potatoes and peas.
Main Course
If you were commissioned to rename your hometown, what would you call it?
Bonerville no seriously, I wouldn't change it, Sydney's a cool name!
Dessert
If you had a personal assistant, what kind of tasks would you have them to do?
Clean up my room! :OD Oh and clean my car...because it's looking pretty bad at the mo...must clean it this weekend...
T.G.I.F
Off the Wall
1. A bear and a tiger are approaching you. What do you do?
Scream, take of my shirt throw it over their heads (hoping that it'll distract 'em!) and run like hell for the nearest lake. (Can bears or tigers swim very well?)
2. You win an all-expense paid trip to North Korea for a week. Do you go?
Probably not...North Korea's kinda creepy, I'm not sure if they're particularly nice to Westerns I don't want to get caught in customs or something.
3. There's nothing to do but read the Constitution, watch a crappy Anna Nicole Smith B-movie or listen to bad gangsta rap. What do you do?
Read the Constitution... I learn something! :OD
4. You're stung by a jellyfish on the beach. Do you pee on yourself?
Ummm...I guess so...although I can't really pee on command you know!
5. You're abducted by aliens. What's the first thing you say to them?
"We taste like crap you know!" or maybe I'll take the Homer route. "I suppose you want to probe me..."
The Other Friday Five
Lights, Camera, Action
1) If you were to star in a movie, who would you want to be cast as your love interest?
Colin Firth! Yeah he's too old, but heh heh heh...:O)
2) What genre of movie would you most like to star in?
Comedy, I like to laugh.
3) What song would you insist be on the soundtrack?
Something by The Corrs, not sure what though...
4) What would you wear to the premiere of your movie?
My tuxedo dress! Albert's da bomb!
5) Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?
"The Academy for making this- whoops! I mean the writer of the movie! Unless that's me...the director, all the crew."
Well, it's late, why is whenever I say I'm really tired I end up going to bed later? Bloody...um...something...
Night!
PS. Teeth are now back to normal...tongue still turquoise as all Hell though.
I got this "great" idea to dye the cream I ate tonight green in honour of St. Pat...which worked...unfortunately I kinda forgot it was called Dye, so now my tongue and teeth and lips are bright green!
Actually now that I look at it, my teeth aren't so green anymore and my lips are nearly back to normal, but Holy Crap my tongue is turquoise!
Geeze! I hope this goes away by tomorrow! I've got to go to Church and then on Sunday it's my Grandfather's birthday. I sure as Hell don't want to have to explain this to the masses.
Oh well, at least I celebrated St. Pat's Day in a typical What's the Latest Irish Invention way.
Five on Friday
Luck of the Irish
1. Are you Irish?
1/4 Irish I believe, possible more...my paternal grandmother's side of the family is Irish, but my maternal grandfather's family is all sorts of British so you never know. Plus I love green, so I sure am in spirit!
2. Are you by any chance wearing green today?
Of course! Just between the rest of LJ and me I even worse my new green underwear today, whoo!
3. What kinds of special things do you do to celebrate St. Patrick's Day?
I go to the St. Pat's Celebrations at Hyde Park, I hope it's on tomorrow...although I'm not sure whether I'll be up to it, which would be a shame...
4. Do you believe in luck? How about fate?
I shouldn't believe in luck 'cause you know, I believe in free will and all...but God damn I've been having runs of bad luck like nobody's business!
As for fate...not really.
5. What would you do if you found a pot of gold?
Give half to water purification programs (water borne illness been the number one cause of death in poor countries) and the rest- half into the bank the other half to the parentals. (I don't have any room for new stuff at the mo...)
Friday Fivers
Five Yous
1. Which movie character is most like you?
George McFly! Well except for the whole perving at chicks through binoculars up a tree...
2. Which TV character is most like you?
Ummm...I dunno...I identify with Homer a bit...except for the stupidness.
3. Which literary character is most like you?
Ummm...oh...I used to have someone for this...now I'm tired and forgotten it. Adrian Mole maybe?
4. Which song describes you?
Something by Weird Al probably.
5. Which animal is most like you?
Ummm sloth...LOL I sit on my ass all day too!
Friday Forum
Pet
1. About how many pets have you had throughout your life?
Me personally: 1
Family: 4 dogs and some fish
2. Which pet was your favorite and why?
Frankie of course! Dear beloved Frankie! Sniff...I wish he was still here.
3. How many pets do you have now? What are their names?
1 dog, Roxie and 1 fish called Ned. :O)
4.If you could have any kind of animal as a pet, which one would you
choose and why?
A canary like Frankie, cause I like birds and canaries are cool. :O) Although I'd fear I'd forget to feed it!
5. Do you think some people become a little too obsessed with their
pets? Why or Why not?
Yeah, like those dogs that get pedicures, eat out of gold bowls and go to therapists. That's so odd! I mean they're not homo sapiens, they're dogs and they're different.
Friday Fun
Friday Fakes
1. Do you dye your hair, wear colored lenses, nails?
Nope.
2. Real or fake plants?
I like how real plants look...although with my forgetfulness fake ones would probably be better. Well, I could look after one real plant, like the one at that apartment. I hope my big brother doesn't kill it!
3. Real or fake gems for everyday?
Fake, they look real enough and I hear diamonds and whatnot are mined with very unethical and dangerous practices...
4. Big Foot, real or fake?
'Fraid he's fake.
5. The Loch Ness monster, real or fake?
I swear this one's real! I saw the bubbles myself while I was at the Loch, it's probably not a ginamous dinosaur but I think it's something big enough.
6. Other life forms in our universe, real or fake?
Real, there's gotta be something else out there! There may even be bacterias on Mars!
Friday's Feast
Appetizer
What job would you definitely not want to have?
Mathematician, any of my clients would be totally screwed over!
Soup
Oprah calls and wants you to appear on her show. What would that day's show be about?
Ummm...I dunno...Strange Obsessions
Salad
Name 3 vegetables that you eat on a regular basis.
Carrots, potatoes and peas.
Main Course
If you were commissioned to rename your hometown, what would you call it?
Dessert
If you had a personal assistant, what kind of tasks would you have them to do?
Clean up my room! :OD Oh and clean my car...because it's looking pretty bad at the mo...must clean it this weekend...
T.G.I.F
Off the Wall
1. A bear and a tiger are approaching you. What do you do?
Scream, take of my shirt throw it over their heads (hoping that it'll distract 'em!) and run like hell for the nearest lake. (Can bears or tigers swim very well?)
2. You win an all-expense paid trip to North Korea for a week. Do you go?
Probably not...North Korea's kinda creepy, I'm not sure if they're particularly nice to Westerns I don't want to get caught in customs or something.
3. There's nothing to do but read the Constitution, watch a crappy Anna Nicole Smith B-movie or listen to bad gangsta rap. What do you do?
Read the Constitution... I learn something! :OD
4. You're stung by a jellyfish on the beach. Do you pee on yourself?
Ummm...I guess so...although I can't really pee on command you know!
5. You're abducted by aliens. What's the first thing you say to them?
"We taste like crap you know!" or maybe I'll take the Homer route. "I suppose you want to probe me..."
The Other Friday Five
Lights, Camera, Action
1) If you were to star in a movie, who would you want to be cast as your love interest?
Colin Firth! Yeah he's too old, but heh heh heh...:O)
2) What genre of movie would you most like to star in?
Comedy, I like to laugh.
3) What song would you insist be on the soundtrack?
Something by The Corrs, not sure what though...
4) What would you wear to the premiere of your movie?
My tuxedo dress! Albert's da bomb!
5) Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?
"The Academy for making this- whoops! I mean the writer of the movie! Unless that's me...the director, all the crew."
Well, it's late, why is whenever I say I'm really tired I end up going to bed later? Bloody...um...something...
Night!
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PS. Teeth are now back to normal...tongue still turquoise as all Hell though.
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Date: 2006-03-17 05:40 pm (UTC)I have never dyed my mouth green, but I had a nice, bright shade of denim blue hair once. It happened when I worked at the Ethan Allen plant and used to stain the furniture components. The person I was working with hooked up the sprayer wrong and blue furniture stain exploded from the tank. Unfortunately, I was in the direct path and got the stain all over one side of my head and face. Washing it off skin was easy, but my hair was another matter. It came out after a good shampoo scrubbing that evening.
The Dangers of Dye!
But oh dear! Poor you! But if it only got you on one side of your face, does that mean only half your hair was blue? Because heh, that's even funnier! I got tomato sauce in half of my fringe (bangs) once and I have puffy hair, so one side of my fringe was stringy and stuck and the other side was all puffy!
The worst thing about that was that the sauce got into my hair because a basketball landed in my sausage roll! I, well my parents, paid good money for that roll too...
Re: The Dangers of Dye!
Date: 2006-03-18 03:19 pm (UTC)Tomato sauce in your hair? Yuck! I hope it at least washed out easily. I'm sorry your hair looked all weird until then, though. I don't really have puffy hair like that, but sometimes it will be really wavy, almost curly, on one side and the other half of my hair will look almost straight. The funny thing is that it's naturally wavy, not straight. I have no idea how that happens, it just dries that way. It looks like a perm gone worng or something.