BEST Name for a Political Party Evah!
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docsgirl and I were discussing elections, because today is election day here, or was. Anywaho, she told me that in her state there was this political party called...
The Cool Moose Party
I'm completely serious here! Here's a website. LMAO! However, I am offended to discover that they are pro-capital punishment...you are besmirching my name long haired lawyer dude.
Still, LOL! Better than the Shooter's Party, I wonder if they actually got any votes...
I am currently at my parents house, tomorrow Mum and I are going to see Becoming Jane, I be looking forward to it. Although, I was most annoyed this afternoon at church because I had terrible abdominal cramps again! It was like period pain, but it can't be that, so you know, what the Hell? Weird shit I tells ya.
Friday Fiver
Not Every Saint is a Fool
1. What do you dream about?
Well, as you may have seen from my previous entry and others, pretty weird shit most of them! Or do you mean about the future and stuff, in that case, writing a novel and doing well in my job. :O)
2. Who has been mean to you, lately?
No-one, although my grandmother, M, can be a bit of ass sometimes.
3. What makes you tremble in fear?
Throwing up.
4. Tell us something you've destroyed:
My brain? LOL, seriously...er...dunno.
5. Do you feel in control over your life?
Not exactly...and that's bad!
Saturday Special
~Spring Time~
1. Favorite Spring Blossom?:
I've never really noticed...I like roses the best. :O)
2. Favorite Spring Chore?:
Can you have a favourite chore? What are you, a sadist?
3. Favorite Spring Outing?:
Dunno...hanging out with my friends is always good.
4. Favorite Spring Dish?:
Don't really have spring specific dishes.
Questions 1701-1800
1701. Will tomorrow be just like today?
Nope, I'm going to the movies!
1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom?
Dunno, but something like this actually happened to me in the most ironic of circumstances! When my friend, Micki and I were in Bali with my mother and her friend back in 2001 we went on this Pub Crawl thing. Part of it was in a convertible car and Mum, Micki and I sat up on the back of the back seat for the drive. So, I'm bitching about sexual harrassment when this dude comes by on a motorcycle and slaps my butt! The fuck?!
1703. When was the last time you went on a date?
Never been on a date.
1704. Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes, an old friend in Dubbo, Emma had horses and we went out on those a few times, it was fun, except for when I fell through a barbed wire fence that I was climbing on to get on the horse (seriously what the Hell?). The last time I rode a horse it was an absolutely massive of one, I was getting vertigo up there and the horse kept pulling the reins out of my hands!
1706. What is almost over?
Daylight Savings, noooo!
1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off?
Researching stuff and what not for my Distance Uni course, otherwise I might fail our something!
1708. Can you taste the rainbow?
No, don't like the Starburst.
1709. What the hell IS the rock cookin'?
Whose the rock? Do you mean the wrestling dude? You can cook on a rock apparently, I don't quite remeber how.
1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious?
Famous, because notorious means you've done something bad...although come to think of it, it doesn't always...Nelson Mandela is probably notorious to the old Government of South Africa, but he was a freedom fighter! Still...I'd probably take fame.
1711. Would you rather have a diamond necklace or a blueberry farm?
Er...diamond necklace, I don't really like blueberries and we're in a drought here.
1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest?
Pft, I doubt it...might be able to win on boobies, but I don't think so.
1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know and why?
John Howard, oh my God, the fact that man can say anything with a straight face never ceases to amaze me.
1714. Is there a difference between being opinionated and being bitchy?
Yeah, being bitchy means you'll be combative, just to be so, whether you agree or not or if you actually know what you're talking about.
Which are you?
I'd say opinionated! Dunno about anyone else thinks. :OP
Or are you neither?
N/A
1715. Do you think it is possible to have a polygamous relationship, and truly love all partners equally? Like 3 or 4 involved?
Oh gee...I don't think so...but then don't the say it's almost impossible for two people to love each other equally...so it might not be as negative as it sounds.
1716. What sound is annoying you right now?
Nothin'.
1717. Imagine you're taking a vacation with 4 people. Who are they?
Mum
Dad
Big bro
Little bro
1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly, your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot, the air crew, and all the other passengers die. The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be?
Oh no! I wouldn't have picked my family members if I'd know this was coming up! Can't we eat the other passengers and crew first? I suppose...the most injured of us would sacrafice themselves. I thought maybe my father, since he's the eldest, but not Dad! :Oo
1719. Why is it then when someone is an anorexic and someone else finds out, they are rushed to the hospital.. BUT when someone is obese (another life-threatening eating disorder), they are NOT rushed to the hospital?
Because even the hyperobese in generally will not die as quickly as an anorexic person would. Although if you had high blood pressure or diabetes or something...but you'd have to check that with the doc.
1720. What is Gargamel (of the Smurfs)'s religion?
Isn't he a wizard? He probably worships himself, LOL!
1721. Why do people do things that they know are bad for them, such as smoking and not getting enough exercise?
I have no idea...I'm guilty of the latter though, and that's general laziness, the sooner though, is just shockingly stupid...I've seen nurses who smoke. The Hell?
1722. How many times have you gotten an A in a class?
We didn't have As in school, we had precentages. I got a few 90s in my school career.
1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)?
Milk and cheese...or possibly bread, I eat a lot of bread...And I sure hope it's not the sugar!
1724. Who is so adorable that you'd like to keep them as a pet?
Some of those kitties feature on internet macros, LOL!
1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school that you don't hang out with after school, who would you want it to be?
Dude, I'm claustophobic, this is a terrible idea! I guess...that short girl, she was OK...I think...
What if it was someone from your job that you don't see outside work?
I don't see any of them outside work...I'd take Wanda, she's nice.
1726. Truth or dare?
Truth.
truth: How often do you masturbate a week?
Er...I plead the Fifth of Internet law
dare: I dare you to tell us who you think about when you're masturbating.
LOL!
for the less bold
truth: At what age did you or do you plan to lose your virginity?
Never, go me! :OP
dare: I dare you to answer the truth question.
1727. Do you know that in the USA, taxes are so hard that we work for a full third of the year for free (for the government)?
No, but you see taxes are ideally supposed to go to thinks that you use all the time, roads, public transport, hospitals etc. But USA doesn't even have Universal Health Care which I think is the biggest rip off ever! So I'd be pissed about working four months free and not getting that!
1728. If taxes pay for buses, then why is there an additional bus fare?
'Cause more of your taxes go to useless stuff like increasing war machines and what not.
1729. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their car?
Well, maybe if the traffic's really bad, but in general, no way! So, for the sake of safety nope.
1730. I have a tiny grey tiger-striped 8 week old kitten. Will you rescue him and love him?
Awww...I don't think I can have pets in my apartment, sorry. :O(
1731. Have you ever seen a human baby born?
Nope...well except on TV, and they had the gential area blurred, it was still disturbing though.
An animal baby?
Nope.
1732. Did you see that miracle of life video?
I think we were meant to, but I missed that bit.
How'd it make you feel about sex?
Didn't see it, but never really thought about sex that much.
How'd it make you feel about having a baby?
Well, I sure don't want to birth no babies...if I ever do you will hear me screaming from China.
1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled?
Yes, but I had aesthetic so it didn't hurt, however the aesthetic left my mouth so numb I drooled everywhere! So embarrassing...and then when it wore off it hurt!
1734. Who are you waiting for an email / call / note / visit from?
Ummm...nothing. Oh well I'm waiting for the Sime PE website to come back online so I can update my program.
1735. What are you counting the days until?
New job begins, gulp!
1736. What is the greatest temptation for you?
Cheese...mmmm....
How do you resist it?
I don't...even if I do end up with gut pains, too hard to resist! Must give in!
1737. What are you waiting for?
Nothing at the mo.
1738. Who is your knight (or lady) in shining armor?
No-one is, I can save myself! /feminist/humanist rant :OP
1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled, "HEY YOU" ... would you turn around?
Yes, but I wouldn't say anything to them unless they said my name next.
1740. Do loud noises make you tense?
Indeed they do, if I'm not expecting them I'll start.
1741. OMG!! Is that your epidermis showing???
LOL! You see epidermis means your hair...so technically it's true, that's what makes it so funny .:OP
1742. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time, or tell you the honest truth about what they think?
The latter, because it would have helped me find out while I wasn't getting jobs! Then again, if they agreed with me all the time maybe I'd have got jobs anyway, LOL.
1743. If, in a contest, you had to spend one million dollars in one day and you couldn't keep anything you bought to win a million of your own, could you do it?
Help out some needy families.
1744. Are you all heart?
Eh, yeah, I'm a softie :OP
1745. Are you mad?
Not angry mad, but crazy mad...who knows. :OP
1746. Will you / have you gone to your high school reunion?
I want to in a watch-the-train-wreck kind of way, but if none of my friends are going to come I'm not!
1747. What do you think of your yearbook pic?
I'm just relieved it's not my Year 8 picture, because that was so humilating!
1748. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
Gather, I suck at throwing out stuff as my apartment testifies.
1749. Would you rather work, or stay home with the baby?
Not sure.
1750. Exactly how soon is now?
Now, everything that's happening now, is happening now.
1751. Do you believe that homosexuals can be good Christians?
Yes, I do.
1752. Would you rather give up religion or sex forever?
Sex, 'cause I quite like my religion, it does me good.
1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places:
Canada? Maple leaves.
UK? George III!
USA? Yankees
Australia? Land down under
Germany? Octoberfest
Italy? Pizza
1754. What's the best bumper sticker say?
Jesus, protect us from your followers!
1755. Wanna take a shower together?
Er, no.
1756. Do you take toys into the bathtub?
Nope, since I live in an apartment now and I have no bathtub. When I took baths at my parents house I used to take a book in.
1757. How do you picture being proposed to or proposing to someone would go?
On the beach maybe?
Would anyone be down on one knee?
Yeah, I'm a romantic :OP
Would it be at home or out?
See above.
Would they have the ring, or take you out to choose a ring?
I kind of like the idea of been surprised, but what if it was a really ugly ring? LOL.
1758. How do you reject someone nicely?
You can't, I don't think. I rejected a date once (I didn't even know it had been a request for a date) and that guy never came back to the art class we had again!
1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary?
Funny ones, puns and so on.
1760. What do you think the three most common passwords people use are?
12345
password1
1761. Pick a part of your body:
Head
Give that part of your body a name right now.
Bob
1762. What makes you blush?
Nothing really.
1763. What do you say when you receive a compliment?
"Gee...er...thanks." Not good with the compliment taking.
1764. What's a grindylow?
According to JK Rowling some sort of underwater creature.
1765. What's your pet peeve?
The British pronounciation of 'vitamin'.
1766. What question do you get asked too often?
"Do you like history?"
1767. You notice a ring you want is marked $40. When you are helped by the cashier, you are only charged $10. Do you mention this to the cashier, or take off with the savings?
I probably would say something...or maybe not...that's a hard one!
1768. If your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife were to kiss someone else, would it be cheating on you if they kiss someone on the:
cheek? No, put it would really depend if they had romantic feeling for that person.
lips? Again depends, if it's family I'd doubt it (eww).
nose? LOL, I doubt it.
hand? How 18th century of them! Again depends on the circumstances there.
hands (kisses both of them)? That's pretty personal, but again depends
ear? See above.
neck? Now that's pretty iffy...I'd assume there's something romantic going on there.
1769. If your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife flirted with other people, would that make you angry?
Well, if they did that all the time, yeah.
1770. If you knew that your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife was hanging out with some friends of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you are a gay / lesbian couple), and you go there figuring they are chillin’ or something.. but instead you come in and they are laying all over each other and laughing, what would you do / say when you saw that?
"Hey, what's all this then?" In my phony English accent to cover my shock, but I wouldn't (hopefully) jump to conclusions.
They tell you that it's just because they are playing this crazy semi-adult board game and to calm down. Do you calm down?
Well, if there wasn't a board game in front of them I'd be rather sussed, but otherwise I'd probably ask to know more.
Do you tell them not to play the game?
Nah, I'd probably ask to join, LOL.
Do you take them aside and tell them or just yell in front of everyone?
If I was angry at them I'd probably take them aside.
What if you think the whole game is over / harmless and go change your clothes, and when you come back, your partner is smiling and laughing and repeatedly kissing someone else's hands?
I'd be very sussed at that! And I'd probably take them aside to yell at them for that one!
1771. What can we do now to make the earth better 100 years from now?
Stop relying on fossil fuels and that's all I can think of right now.
1772. If you had a dream where a friend, lover, boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife, etc. was mean and horrible to you, do you still feel angry at them when you wake up?
Hey this was a question on the![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
thequestionclub today! LOL! That's pretty funny. Anywho, I'd hope not, because that would be shitty and if I was I'd hope I'd discuss it with them not just bitch 'em out.
1773. Have you ever left a note with a picture in it?
Nope, don't think so.
If yes, how do you do it?
N/A
1774. What would you never want crawling on you?
Ants, OMG! I have nightmares about that, and that's why I freak out whenever I see a whole bunch of ants, I can just imagine them on me, shudder!
1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey?
Yeah, they're still going well.
1776. Have you ever watched the cartoon Inspector Gadget?
Are you kidding? That was my favourite show and my first obsession when I was a kid!
1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear every day, what would it be like?
LOL, that is so cute! He is a policeman after all and he's always on duty. ;O) Anywho if I had to have that...I guess some jeans and a t-shirt with a jumper. I hope I'd be able to roll the jeans up because it would be just awful in the summer.
Would it have a hat?
Ooh yes! My Ferrari hat!
a belt?
Nope, never thought of that actually...
a cape?
LOL, nah.
shoes or boots?
Oh well, I forgot about the shoes, I'd say my flat black shoes, comfortable and not sneakers, which would piss my mother and grandmother off no end.
anything extra?
A watch.
1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?
The past! I'd like to go back and see how George III and so on really lived.
1779. Would you rather know how the world began, or how it will end?
How it began, the latter just creeps me out.
1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors, or your great great great great great great grandchildren?
Ancient ancestors! I wonder if I'd recognise any traits of myself in them!
1781. Out of these 4, which is most important (1=most, 2= second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)?
Curing diseases such as aids, cancer: 1
Preserving wildlife areas: 3
Ending terrorism: 2 (this would be through a fairer disturbution of resources and what not so people would not be so isolated.
Building colonies in space: 4 (this doesn't really matter to me at all...)
1782. Should every human be entitled to a good education?
They should indeed, but they should also not feel pressured to have to be rocket scientists or whatever, I mean we've got a big skills shortage on now, we need builders and stuff like that.
Even if it comes out of your (or your parents) tax money?
Yeah, sure.
1783. Are you sick of hearing about 9/11?
Not sick of it, but I'd perfer not to see the footage again.
1784. Speaking of 9/11, the anniversary is comming up.
Well, no, it's more than five months away...This puts the date of this survey into prespective though, since it sounds like you're talking about the first anniversary and the one coming up will be the sixth!
1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go:
2 cups: of chocolate powder.
1 cup: of water
1/2 cup: of milk
a pinch of: butter (Ok that's not really a pinch, but whatever)
a dash of: stirring.
mix well and bake until: Well, don't bake it because I think that's a recipe for icing!
add: to a cake or other sweet thing.
serve: to whoever wants it.
1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive:
a fall from a 3 story building
driving the car into the water
The second, as long as I ould keep it together and it wasn't a fall from a high bridge or something.
1787. What philosophy was manifested in the communist manifesto?
Well, I think it was supposed to be the sharing and equal distrubution of resources for the good of the community, but it went right down the shit hole.
1788. Who is your exact opposite?
My brother Micheal I think.
1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity?
I'm gonna say serenity.
1790. What do these phrases mean?
Moulin Rouge: It's a famous French nightclub.
Le voyage sur le bateau: A journey somewhere.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir: No idea. Although I think these are the lyrics from the song, so isn't that "Would you sleep with me tonight?"
1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked?
I think I walked almost 10kms once.
1792. What is justice?
You know that's a rather hard question...
1793. Why must children rebel to gain their independence from their parents?
I'm not sure they do, I didn't rebel...but then am I independant from my parents....hmmm.
1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you want it to bring..
luck?
money?
power?
health?
love?
creativity?
Health, because that seriously impacts on all the rest of them.
1795. What if everytime you used your magic bracelet, something bad would happen to someone else?
Oh no, I wouldn't use it then, because that's just not fair!
1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn't even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
Er, it was her sister's long distance boyfriend? Really I suck at these things...it's probably something bizzarre like it's their long lost brother or something.
1797. Where is the damn TV remote?
Mine are right here next to the computer.
1798. How many favorite diaries do you have?
If you mean LJs, quite a lot!
1799. If someone was asleep in the sun, and you wanted to play a joke on them by writing a message into their back with sunscreen... so that when they burned, the words would be on their skin, what would you write?
"I'm a Homo", LOL that's not cool...
1800. How do you feel about the 1800s?
Well, Prince Albert lived then, and Jane Austen too, the 1800s rock from the prespective of history. Living in them would suck ass though.
I've got that weird I'm gonna get a cold sore feeling on my lip, but I don't think I'm going to get a cold sore...I wonder what the deal with that is.
I'm watching one of my old tapes full of interesting airplane docos, including one I don't remember seeing for ages, so I'm gonna concentrating on watching it now.
Good night all!
docsgirl and I were discussing elections, because today is election day here, or was. Anywaho, she told me that in her state there was this political party called...The Cool Moose Party
I'm completely serious here! Here's a website. LMAO! However, I am offended to discover that they are pro-capital punishment...you are besmirching my name long haired lawyer dude.
Still, LOL! Better than the Shooter's Party, I wonder if they actually got any votes...
I am currently at my parents house, tomorrow Mum and I are going to see Becoming Jane, I be looking forward to it. Although, I was most annoyed this afternoon at church because I had terrible abdominal cramps again! It was like period pain, but it can't be that, so you know, what the Hell? Weird shit I tells ya.
Friday Fiver
Not Every Saint is a Fool
1. What do you dream about?
Well, as you may have seen from my previous entry and others, pretty weird shit most of them! Or do you mean about the future and stuff, in that case, writing a novel and doing well in my job. :O)
2. Who has been mean to you, lately?
No-one, although my grandmother, M, can be a bit of ass sometimes.
3. What makes you tremble in fear?
Throwing up.
4. Tell us something you've destroyed:
My brain? LOL, seriously...er...dunno.
5. Do you feel in control over your life?
Not exactly...and that's bad!
Saturday Special
~Spring Time~
1. Favorite Spring Blossom?:
I've never really noticed...I like roses the best. :O)
2. Favorite Spring Chore?:
Can you have a favourite chore? What are you, a sadist?
3. Favorite Spring Outing?:
Dunno...hanging out with my friends is always good.
4. Favorite Spring Dish?:
Don't really have spring specific dishes.
Questions 1701-1800
1701. Will tomorrow be just like today?
Nope, I'm going to the movies!
1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom?
Dunno, but something like this actually happened to me in the most ironic of circumstances! When my friend, Micki and I were in Bali with my mother and her friend back in 2001 we went on this Pub Crawl thing. Part of it was in a convertible car and Mum, Micki and I sat up on the back of the back seat for the drive. So, I'm bitching about sexual harrassment when this dude comes by on a motorcycle and slaps my butt! The fuck?!
1703. When was the last time you went on a date?
Never been on a date.
1704. Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes, an old friend in Dubbo, Emma had horses and we went out on those a few times, it was fun, except for when I fell through a barbed wire fence that I was climbing on to get on the horse (seriously what the Hell?). The last time I rode a horse it was an absolutely massive of one, I was getting vertigo up there and the horse kept pulling the reins out of my hands!
1706. What is almost over?
Daylight Savings, noooo!
1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off?
Researching stuff and what not for my Distance Uni course, otherwise I might fail our something!
1708. Can you taste the rainbow?
No, don't like the Starburst.
1709. What the hell IS the rock cookin'?
Whose the rock? Do you mean the wrestling dude? You can cook on a rock apparently, I don't quite remeber how.
1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious?
Famous, because notorious means you've done something bad...although come to think of it, it doesn't always...Nelson Mandela is probably notorious to the old Government of South Africa, but he was a freedom fighter! Still...I'd probably take fame.
1711. Would you rather have a diamond necklace or a blueberry farm?
Er...diamond necklace, I don't really like blueberries and we're in a drought here.
1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest?
Pft, I doubt it...might be able to win on boobies, but I don't think so.
1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know and why?
John Howard, oh my God, the fact that man can say anything with a straight face never ceases to amaze me.
1714. Is there a difference between being opinionated and being bitchy?
Yeah, being bitchy means you'll be combative, just to be so, whether you agree or not or if you actually know what you're talking about.
Which are you?
I'd say opinionated! Dunno about anyone else thinks. :OP
Or are you neither?
N/A
1715. Do you think it is possible to have a polygamous relationship, and truly love all partners equally? Like 3 or 4 involved?
Oh gee...I don't think so...but then don't the say it's almost impossible for two people to love each other equally...so it might not be as negative as it sounds.
1716. What sound is annoying you right now?
Nothin'.
1717. Imagine you're taking a vacation with 4 people. Who are they?
Mum
Dad
Big bro
Little bro
1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly, your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot, the air crew, and all the other passengers die. The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be?
Oh no! I wouldn't have picked my family members if I'd know this was coming up! Can't we eat the other passengers and crew first? I suppose...the most injured of us would sacrafice themselves. I thought maybe my father, since he's the eldest, but not Dad! :Oo
1719. Why is it then when someone is an anorexic and someone else finds out, they are rushed to the hospital.. BUT when someone is obese (another life-threatening eating disorder), they are NOT rushed to the hospital?
Because even the hyperobese in generally will not die as quickly as an anorexic person would. Although if you had high blood pressure or diabetes or something...but you'd have to check that with the doc.
1720. What is Gargamel (of the Smurfs)'s religion?
Isn't he a wizard? He probably worships himself, LOL!
1721. Why do people do things that they know are bad for them, such as smoking and not getting enough exercise?
I have no idea...I'm guilty of the latter though, and that's general laziness, the sooner though, is just shockingly stupid...I've seen nurses who smoke. The Hell?
1722. How many times have you gotten an A in a class?
We didn't have As in school, we had precentages. I got a few 90s in my school career.
1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)?
Milk and cheese...or possibly bread, I eat a lot of bread...And I sure hope it's not the sugar!
1724. Who is so adorable that you'd like to keep them as a pet?
Some of those kitties feature on internet macros, LOL!
1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school that you don't hang out with after school, who would you want it to be?
Dude, I'm claustophobic, this is a terrible idea! I guess...that short girl, she was OK...I think...
What if it was someone from your job that you don't see outside work?
I don't see any of them outside work...I'd take Wanda, she's nice.
1726. Truth or dare?
Truth.
truth: How often do you masturbate a week?
Er...I plead the Fifth of Internet law
dare: I dare you to tell us who you think about when you're masturbating.
LOL!
for the less bold
truth: At what age did you or do you plan to lose your virginity?
Never, go me! :OP
dare: I dare you to answer the truth question.
1727. Do you know that in the USA, taxes are so hard that we work for a full third of the year for free (for the government)?
No, but you see taxes are ideally supposed to go to thinks that you use all the time, roads, public transport, hospitals etc. But USA doesn't even have Universal Health Care which I think is the biggest rip off ever! So I'd be pissed about working four months free and not getting that!
1728. If taxes pay for buses, then why is there an additional bus fare?
'Cause more of your taxes go to useless stuff like increasing war machines and what not.
1729. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their car?
Well, maybe if the traffic's really bad, but in general, no way! So, for the sake of safety nope.
1730. I have a tiny grey tiger-striped 8 week old kitten. Will you rescue him and love him?
Awww...I don't think I can have pets in my apartment, sorry. :O(
1731. Have you ever seen a human baby born?
Nope...well except on TV, and they had the gential area blurred, it was still disturbing though.
An animal baby?
Nope.
1732. Did you see that miracle of life video?
I think we were meant to, but I missed that bit.
How'd it make you feel about sex?
Didn't see it, but never really thought about sex that much.
How'd it make you feel about having a baby?
Well, I sure don't want to birth no babies...if I ever do you will hear me screaming from China.
1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled?
Yes, but I had aesthetic so it didn't hurt, however the aesthetic left my mouth so numb I drooled everywhere! So embarrassing...and then when it wore off it hurt!
1734. Who are you waiting for an email / call / note / visit from?
Ummm...nothing. Oh well I'm waiting for the Sime PE website to come back online so I can update my program.
1735. What are you counting the days until?
New job begins, gulp!
1736. What is the greatest temptation for you?
Cheese...mmmm....
How do you resist it?
I don't...even if I do end up with gut pains, too hard to resist! Must give in!
1737. What are you waiting for?
Nothing at the mo.
1738. Who is your knight (or lady) in shining armor?
No-one is, I can save myself! /feminist/humanist rant :OP
1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled, "HEY YOU" ... would you turn around?
Yes, but I wouldn't say anything to them unless they said my name next.
1740. Do loud noises make you tense?
Indeed they do, if I'm not expecting them I'll start.
1741. OMG!! Is that your epidermis showing???
LOL! You see epidermis means your hair...so technically it's true, that's what makes it so funny .:OP
1742. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time, or tell you the honest truth about what they think?
The latter, because it would have helped me find out while I wasn't getting jobs! Then again, if they agreed with me all the time maybe I'd have got jobs anyway, LOL.
1743. If, in a contest, you had to spend one million dollars in one day and you couldn't keep anything you bought to win a million of your own, could you do it?
Help out some needy families.
1744. Are you all heart?
Eh, yeah, I'm a softie :OP
1745. Are you mad?
Not angry mad, but crazy mad...who knows. :OP
1746. Will you / have you gone to your high school reunion?
I want to in a watch-the-train-wreck kind of way, but if none of my friends are going to come I'm not!
1747. What do you think of your yearbook pic?
I'm just relieved it's not my Year 8 picture, because that was so humilating!
1748. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
Gather, I suck at throwing out stuff as my apartment testifies.
1749. Would you rather work, or stay home with the baby?
Not sure.
1750. Exactly how soon is now?
Now, everything that's happening now, is happening now.
1751. Do you believe that homosexuals can be good Christians?
Yes, I do.
1752. Would you rather give up religion or sex forever?
Sex, 'cause I quite like my religion, it does me good.
1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places:
Canada? Maple leaves.
UK? George III!
USA? Yankees
Australia? Land down under
Germany? Octoberfest
Italy? Pizza
1754. What's the best bumper sticker say?
Jesus, protect us from your followers!
1755. Wanna take a shower together?
Er, no.
1756. Do you take toys into the bathtub?
Nope, since I live in an apartment now and I have no bathtub. When I took baths at my parents house I used to take a book in.
1757. How do you picture being proposed to or proposing to someone would go?
On the beach maybe?
Would anyone be down on one knee?
Yeah, I'm a romantic :OP
Would it be at home or out?
See above.
Would they have the ring, or take you out to choose a ring?
I kind of like the idea of been surprised, but what if it was a really ugly ring? LOL.
1758. How do you reject someone nicely?
You can't, I don't think. I rejected a date once (I didn't even know it had been a request for a date) and that guy never came back to the art class we had again!
1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary?
Funny ones, puns and so on.
1760. What do you think the three most common passwords people use are?
12345
password1
1761. Pick a part of your body:
Head
Give that part of your body a name right now.
Bob
1762. What makes you blush?
Nothing really.
1763. What do you say when you receive a compliment?
"Gee...er...thanks." Not good with the compliment taking.
1764. What's a grindylow?
According to JK Rowling some sort of underwater creature.
1765. What's your pet peeve?
The British pronounciation of 'vitamin'.
1766. What question do you get asked too often?
"Do you like history?"
1767. You notice a ring you want is marked $40. When you are helped by the cashier, you are only charged $10. Do you mention this to the cashier, or take off with the savings?
I probably would say something...or maybe not...that's a hard one!
1768. If your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife were to kiss someone else, would it be cheating on you if they kiss someone on the:
cheek? No, put it would really depend if they had romantic feeling for that person.
lips? Again depends, if it's family I'd doubt it (eww).
nose? LOL, I doubt it.
hand? How 18th century of them! Again depends on the circumstances there.
hands (kisses both of them)? That's pretty personal, but again depends
ear? See above.
neck? Now that's pretty iffy...I'd assume there's something romantic going on there.
1769. If your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife flirted with other people, would that make you angry?
Well, if they did that all the time, yeah.
1770. If you knew that your boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife was hanging out with some friends of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you are a gay / lesbian couple), and you go there figuring they are chillin’ or something.. but instead you come in and they are laying all over each other and laughing, what would you do / say when you saw that?
"Hey, what's all this then?" In my phony English accent to cover my shock, but I wouldn't (hopefully) jump to conclusions.
They tell you that it's just because they are playing this crazy semi-adult board game and to calm down. Do you calm down?
Well, if there wasn't a board game in front of them I'd be rather sussed, but otherwise I'd probably ask to know more.
Do you tell them not to play the game?
Nah, I'd probably ask to join, LOL.
Do you take them aside and tell them or just yell in front of everyone?
If I was angry at them I'd probably take them aside.
What if you think the whole game is over / harmless and go change your clothes, and when you come back, your partner is smiling and laughing and repeatedly kissing someone else's hands?
I'd be very sussed at that! And I'd probably take them aside to yell at them for that one!
1771. What can we do now to make the earth better 100 years from now?
Stop relying on fossil fuels and that's all I can think of right now.
1772. If you had a dream where a friend, lover, boyfriend / girlfriend, partner, husband / wife, etc. was mean and horrible to you, do you still feel angry at them when you wake up?
Hey this was a question on the
thequestionclub today! LOL! That's pretty funny. Anywho, I'd hope not, because that would be shitty and if I was I'd hope I'd discuss it with them not just bitch 'em out.1773. Have you ever left a note with a picture in it?
Nope, don't think so.
If yes, how do you do it?
N/A
1774. What would you never want crawling on you?
Ants, OMG! I have nightmares about that, and that's why I freak out whenever I see a whole bunch of ants, I can just imagine them on me, shudder!
1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey?
Yeah, they're still going well.
1776. Have you ever watched the cartoon Inspector Gadget?
Are you kidding? That was my favourite show and my first obsession when I was a kid!
1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear every day, what would it be like?
LOL, that is so cute! He is a policeman after all and he's always on duty. ;O) Anywho if I had to have that...I guess some jeans and a t-shirt with a jumper. I hope I'd be able to roll the jeans up because it would be just awful in the summer.
Would it have a hat?
Ooh yes! My Ferrari hat!
a belt?
Nope, never thought of that actually...
a cape?
LOL, nah.
shoes or boots?
Oh well, I forgot about the shoes, I'd say my flat black shoes, comfortable and not sneakers, which would piss my mother and grandmother off no end.
anything extra?
A watch.
1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?
The past! I'd like to go back and see how George III and so on really lived.
1779. Would you rather know how the world began, or how it will end?
How it began, the latter just creeps me out.
1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors, or your great great great great great great grandchildren?
Ancient ancestors! I wonder if I'd recognise any traits of myself in them!
1781. Out of these 4, which is most important (1=most, 2= second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)?
Curing diseases such as aids, cancer: 1
Preserving wildlife areas: 3
Ending terrorism: 2 (this would be through a fairer disturbution of resources and what not so people would not be so isolated.
Building colonies in space: 4 (this doesn't really matter to me at all...)
1782. Should every human be entitled to a good education?
They should indeed, but they should also not feel pressured to have to be rocket scientists or whatever, I mean we've got a big skills shortage on now, we need builders and stuff like that.
Even if it comes out of your (or your parents) tax money?
Yeah, sure.
1783. Are you sick of hearing about 9/11?
Not sick of it, but I'd perfer not to see the footage again.
1784. Speaking of 9/11, the anniversary is comming up.
Well, no, it's more than five months away...This puts the date of this survey into prespective though, since it sounds like you're talking about the first anniversary and the one coming up will be the sixth!
1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go:
2 cups: of chocolate powder.
1 cup: of water
1/2 cup: of milk
a pinch of: butter (Ok that's not really a pinch, but whatever)
a dash of: stirring.
mix well and bake until: Well, don't bake it because I think that's a recipe for icing!
add: to a cake or other sweet thing.
serve: to whoever wants it.
1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive:
a fall from a 3 story building
driving the car into the water
The second, as long as I ould keep it together and it wasn't a fall from a high bridge or something.
1787. What philosophy was manifested in the communist manifesto?
Well, I think it was supposed to be the sharing and equal distrubution of resources for the good of the community, but it went right down the shit hole.
1788. Who is your exact opposite?
My brother Micheal I think.
1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity?
I'm gonna say serenity.
1790. What do these phrases mean?
Moulin Rouge: It's a famous French nightclub.
Le voyage sur le bateau: A journey somewhere.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir: No idea. Although I think these are the lyrics from the song, so isn't that "Would you sleep with me tonight?"
1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked?
I think I walked almost 10kms once.
1792. What is justice?
You know that's a rather hard question...
1793. Why must children rebel to gain their independence from their parents?
I'm not sure they do, I didn't rebel...but then am I independant from my parents....hmmm.
1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you want it to bring..
luck?
money?
power?
health?
love?
creativity?
Health, because that seriously impacts on all the rest of them.
1795. What if everytime you used your magic bracelet, something bad would happen to someone else?
Oh no, I wouldn't use it then, because that's just not fair!
1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn't even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
Er, it was her sister's long distance boyfriend? Really I suck at these things...it's probably something bizzarre like it's their long lost brother or something.
1797. Where is the damn TV remote?
Mine are right here next to the computer.
1798. How many favorite diaries do you have?
If you mean LJs, quite a lot!
1799. If someone was asleep in the sun, and you wanted to play a joke on them by writing a message into their back with sunscreen... so that when they burned, the words would be on their skin, what would you write?
"I'm a Homo", LOL that's not cool...
1800. How do you feel about the 1800s?
Well, Prince Albert lived then, and Jane Austen too, the 1800s rock from the prespective of history. Living in them would suck ass though.
I've got that weird I'm gonna get a cold sore feeling on my lip, but I don't think I'm going to get a cold sore...I wonder what the deal with that is.
I'm watching one of my old tapes full of interesting airplane docos, including one I don't remember seeing for ages, so I'm gonna concentrating on watching it now.
Good night all!
