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5:55pm: Arrr!, 30, 31 degrees Celicus! Which be 11 degrees above average and it be the hottest September day since 03, mateys! The weather man, Tim Bailey has just been telling us that it's gonna be hot through ter Tuesday! Sounds nice, kinda of, to this ol' salt, but it also be sounding like the effects o' global warmin'. Which isn't jolly when Pacific islands start disappeareing under the sea! I saw a news report a few days ago, hearties, about that, it be lookin' like a whole island population is gonna have to move to Fiji eventually because the sea is rising so much. Walk the plank indeed!

But my mateys, it must be said, the sun really came down today, I be outside for 15 minutes for me lunch break durin' work and I say I almost got sunburnt from that, arrrgh! Me arm be all red and everything, it's gone away now, but still, mateys, sunburn be dangerous, I be still scarred from that rather disturbing segement on Catalyst, sun burn indeed!

I'm sure you land lubbers be wondering why I'm talking like this, well argggh! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day! I heard it mentioned on the radio and the news, mateys, it is indeed big. Alas, I don't be talking much now I live on me own, so I be letting it all out here on the net.

I be wanting to this survey 'ere, although, doin' it in pirate speak will be annoyin' to yer all, but arghhh! When has that ever stopped this lubber?

From the sea salt [livejournal.com profile] anvid

01. Be thinkin' o' 15 short bits o' interesting stuff about yerself that are true.

02. Come up with 5 false statements regardin' yerself, matey, but fer fun's sake keep 'em in the threshold o' believability.

03. Jumble thems all up togethar an' list 'em in any order.

04. Post 'em an' let ye scrawny seadogs guess which the five be the false ones!

05. Get 5 others to do the same or walk the plank, arrr!


1. I be unable to click me fingers.

2. I never been on a roller coaster, aargh!

3. I can do hanstands.

4. I be unable to balance on one leg fer more than a minute

5. I be born in Dubbo.

6. I competed in a trampolinin' competition.

7. I once got an award for bein' top o' me Maths Class.

8. I be knowin' HTML.

9. Me favourite TV show be The Simpsons

10. I went on stage in me pjs.

11. Me brother once opened the door on me face.

12. I can't dive.

13. I couldn't put me hair in a pony tail properly until I be fifteen years old.

14. I was in a Chess Club in me school years.

15. I've made me own content fer The Sims 2.

16. I once kneed me big brother in the groin fer no reason.

17. I topped me English class in me final year of High School.

18. I hate soup o' any kind.

19. I be unable ter sing.

20. I be having a set o' 64 Crayola crayons.

I be taggin':

1. [livejournal.com profile] missnickers
2. [livejournal.com profile] docgirl
3. [livejournal.com profile] martyfan
4. [livejournal.com profile] timewanderer

Well, arrrr! That be hard to do an' make it understandable! I be hoping yer all got it.

Fer now though, this lubber is off ter cook me vittles!

Arrr, me hearties!

Hunger

Comfort

Hygiene

Energy

Fun

Social

Bladder

Room

Arrrrs!

Reach for the laser with Antic's Sims-ulator!

Date: 2006-09-21 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docsgirl.livejournal.com
Falsies:
#3, #7, #8, #14 (though if that's true, how was it?), and #18.

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