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anonymoose_au) wrote2008-07-23 07:07 pm
anonymoose_au) wrote2008-07-23 07:07 pm
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I'll Tell You Why It's Called IBS!
6:25pm: It's called that because it pisses you the hell off!
I was in terrible pain this morning and couldn't even eat my yogurt, my breakfast consisted of a banana.
Then I drove to work in some pain, spent most of the morning in pain and almost wigged out driving to get lunch.
However, I was able to eat lunch, and I felt a lot better...I ask you, what the deuce?! Not to mention the chocolate crackles my co-worker brought in.
Then I felt awful again and almost decided to go to my parents house rather than come back to the apartment...but I have to go through my Box Thing, so I came back and I'm feeling OK.
Seriously, WTF?! I want a refund on my digestive system.
Go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answer (or the closest thing to it) to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you.
Your name: [Monica] Slang term for a woman who enjoys sucking a man's genitals (Fuck you guys!)
How old are you?: [24] 24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead. (Well, coulda seen that one coming.)
One of your friends: [Edith]The cutest gal that ever did exist, period; can't argue.
Dude, look there's Edith. My god she's beautiful. *swoons* (You know, I think this definition is for every girl's name! Even mine, but not at the top unfortunately...)
What should you be doing? [Cleaning up] Apparently this isn't defined yet, the closest entry is for "Clean up woman" - She's the one who'll take him in when you dump him in the street.
"I really can't feel bad for that trotch, she's knew she was only a clean up woman." (You trying to offend me, Urban Dictionary?)
Favorite food: [Cheese]The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!
Everybody loves cheese (I most certainly agree! :OD)
Hometown: [Canberra]
Capital city of Australia, suffers from hot summers and cold winters, and a severe lack of water.
One of the few cities in Australia planned before being expanded from it's foundations, this shows with Canberra's very wide flat spear out apearance. It has virtually no high-rise buildings, and an abundance of trees and shurbs.
It is commonly refered to as the "Bush Capital" becouse it is so well integrated with the surrounding australian fauna and flora.
Kangaroos are protected within the ACT (The Australian Capital Territory, the state in which Canberra resides in) so road accidents involving Kangaroos are very common.
Commonly refered to as the biggest "hole" in Australia, but only by those who have not visited it, and base their argument purly on the lack of a large CBD.
Sydney is commonly mistaken as the capital of australia by a large percentage of americans, and Canberra has only recently been mentioned in international news becouse of the Bushfires that affected it. (LOL, how indepth. I object however to the statement about Canberra being referred to as the Biggest "hole" in Australia. Everybody knows that title goes to Adelaide).
Car you drive: [Getz] The man, the myth the legend...
Getz is not emo. (Say whaaa-?!)
Last person you talked to on the phone: [Tenant] Also known as "Disappointment". One who signs a contract, to pay rent in exchange for occupancy/use or real property, with reckless disregard for reasonable rules and without respect for the owner/landlord or other co-occupants in said building.
Every time that a landlord makes a compromise in the process of selecting a tenant, it will result in disappointment. (Well in terms of this particular tenant that sure is true!)
I had a dream last night in which I got fired by my boss because my mother told him I'd been surfing on the internet! Mum's revenge for me not picking her up last night perhaps? The weird thing was that I was running around trying to get these cheques cashed at the bank, but it was taking sooo long. Then when I got back to the boss's house it was a construction site. Which isn't that out of place because next door to the boss's place is a construction site, which is a complete schamoozle as the guy who owns the house doesn't know shit.
Anyway, as mentioned, I have to start going through the Box Thing as part of my epic clean, so I better go down there sooner rather than later. I might call Mum before I go down, because I can't take my mobile down there because it doesn't work.
Before I go, here's a very interesting personality quiz I took a number of days ago, but haven't had a chance to put up 'til now.
I'm a O41-C4-E70-A63-N93 Big Five!!
And my fanfic is still calling, aaaieee! So much to do, so little time...
And that's all I have to say about today.
Night!
I was in terrible pain this morning and couldn't even eat my yogurt, my breakfast consisted of a banana.
Then I drove to work in some pain, spent most of the morning in pain and almost wigged out driving to get lunch.
However, I was able to eat lunch, and I felt a lot better...I ask you, what the deuce?! Not to mention the chocolate crackles my co-worker brought in.
Then I felt awful again and almost decided to go to my parents house rather than come back to the apartment...but I have to go through my Box Thing, so I came back and I'm feeling OK.
Seriously, WTF?! I want a refund on my digestive system.
Go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answer (or the closest thing to it) to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you.
Your name: [Monica] Slang term for a woman who enjoys sucking a man's genitals (Fuck you guys!)
How old are you?: [24] 24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead. (Well, coulda seen that one coming.)
One of your friends: [Edith]The cutest gal that ever did exist, period; can't argue.
Dude, look there's Edith. My god she's beautiful. *swoons* (You know, I think this definition is for every girl's name! Even mine, but not at the top unfortunately...)
What should you be doing? [Cleaning up] Apparently this isn't defined yet, the closest entry is for "Clean up woman" - She's the one who'll take him in when you dump him in the street.
"I really can't feel bad for that trotch, she's knew she was only a clean up woman." (You trying to offend me, Urban Dictionary?)
Favorite food: [Cheese]The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!
Everybody loves cheese (I most certainly agree! :OD)
Hometown: [Canberra]
Capital city of Australia, suffers from hot summers and cold winters, and a severe lack of water.
One of the few cities in Australia planned before being expanded from it's foundations, this shows with Canberra's very wide flat spear out apearance. It has virtually no high-rise buildings, and an abundance of trees and shurbs.
It is commonly refered to as the "Bush Capital" becouse it is so well integrated with the surrounding australian fauna and flora.
Kangaroos are protected within the ACT (The Australian Capital Territory, the state in which Canberra resides in) so road accidents involving Kangaroos are very common.
Commonly refered to as the biggest "hole" in Australia, but only by those who have not visited it, and base their argument purly on the lack of a large CBD.
Sydney is commonly mistaken as the capital of australia by a large percentage of americans, and Canberra has only recently been mentioned in international news becouse of the Bushfires that affected it. (LOL, how indepth. I object however to the statement about Canberra being referred to as the Biggest "hole" in Australia. Everybody knows that title goes to Adelaide).
Car you drive: [Getz] The man, the myth the legend...
Getz is not emo. (Say whaaa-?!)
Last person you talked to on the phone: [Tenant] Also known as "Disappointment". One who signs a contract, to pay rent in exchange for occupancy/use or real property, with reckless disregard for reasonable rules and without respect for the owner/landlord or other co-occupants in said building.
Every time that a landlord makes a compromise in the process of selecting a tenant, it will result in disappointment. (Well in terms of this particular tenant that sure is true!)
I had a dream last night in which I got fired by my boss because my mother told him I'd been surfing on the internet! Mum's revenge for me not picking her up last night perhaps? The weird thing was that I was running around trying to get these cheques cashed at the bank, but it was taking sooo long. Then when I got back to the boss's house it was a construction site. Which isn't that out of place because next door to the boss's place is a construction site, which is a complete schamoozle as the guy who owns the house doesn't know shit.
Anyway, as mentioned, I have to start going through the Box Thing as part of my epic clean, so I better go down there sooner rather than later. I might call Mum before I go down, because I can't take my mobile down there because it doesn't work.
Before I go, here's a very interesting personality quiz I took a number of days ago, but haven't had a chance to put up 'til now.
I'm a O41-C4-E70-A63-N93 Big Five!!
And my fanfic is still calling, aaaieee! So much to do, so little time...
And that's all I have to say about today.
Night!
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